哈默先生经营着一家破产的佛罗里达酒店。他会想尽一切办法赚钱，甚至跟有钱的波特夫人做爱。但他的主要计划，即出售房地产，正面临着被滑稽的奇科和哈波破坏的危险，他们也将一对珠宝窃贼的计划变成了混乱。一个次要情节涉及波莉波特和建筑师鲍勃亚当斯的气运多舛的爱情。Anything they did together, it's just comedy gold.Groucho: But if we could find a nice little empty bungalow just for me and you...where we could bill and cow...No, where we could bull and cow...Margaret: Do you know what you're trying to say?Groucho: Yes, it's not what I'm thinking of.What I mean was, if we had a nice little bungalow...and you was inside and I was outside trying to get in or inside trying to get out--Oh, no, I was in--You was up--You were inside out and I was up--Uh, no--I'll tell you, if you don't hear from me by next Friday, the whole thing's off.Margaret: I don't think I understand.Groucho: I mean, your eyes--your eyes,they shine like the pants of a blue serge suit.Margaret: What? That's a insult.Groucho: That's not a reflection on you. That's on the pants.What I mean was if we had a nice bungalow...and I came home from work and you were standing by the gate...No, you came home from work and I was standing by the gate. That's more like it,And we came down the path...and we went inside and the shades were drawn...and the lights were low, and, uh--then,uh--Are you sure your husband's dead?Margaret: Why, yes.Groucho: There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that "yes."You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window.And I'm not the jumper I used to be.What I mean was, you're gonna be here all winter and I'm stuck with the hotel anyhow,why don't you grab me until you can make another arrangements?Margaret: My dear, Mr. Hammer, I shall never get married before my daughter.Groucho: You did once.